passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

Hey loves,

I will be taking a short hiatus. Most of you likely would not have noticed as there tend to be some gaps between my updates, but I thought it would help alleviate that nagging in the back of my head that tells me I should update soon by letting you all know. I will be back soon, but I lost a loved one, and would like some time to recuperate. 

Thank you so very much for understanding.

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

emperor-of-mars asked: One post about boobs and I already love this blog.

Thank you! <3 

Jessi Klein, “comedian,” wrote a tragic, horrifying story in the latest issue of Cosmo called, “My Boobs Lost Their Power”.

As a late bloomer, Jessi says she was able to vote and drink before she “developed breasts.” (As we all know, having small breasts are as good as not having any breasts at all. Unless your boobs grow to a C-cup or better, then you literally never “develop” breasts. You might as well not have them.)

At first she was frustrated. Who wants small boobs?!?! NOT JESSI. NOT ANYONE. But she’s grateful now for that experience. 

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freefolking:

cosmo tip: as you reach climax scream in perfect valyrian “dracarys”