February 2012
14 posts
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“91% of men say they’d pay $1,000 to make sure what happens at a bachelor...”
– Cosmopolitan taunts us with a statistic sure to make women everywhere fret over whether their guy is cheating on them at a party, undoubtedly so that they can capitalize on this later and write an article like “50 Ways to Tell Your Guy is Cheating” or “What He’s Really Doing...
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“The lip bite brings out his inner caveman. Why? It causes blood to rush to your...”
– Cosmopolitan on “Guys Decoded: Why He Loves When You Bite Your Lip,” as it continues to demean men and consistently refers to them as “caveman” and “animalistic” and reinforces the idea that women should merely exist to give men an ego boost (p. 88, March 2012)....
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o-stella-maris asked: I'm pretty sure you are my new #1 favorite blog of all time.
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“It may seem a little retro, but the simple act of allowing your guy to forge a...”
– Cosmopolitan takes the advice of some boring, basic man simply because he has a PhD and wrote some shitty book and tells women that they should probably act less forward so your man can feel better about himself (p. 64, March 2012).
kichong asked: just found your blog here. read the FAQ. and the only thing I have to say is : you go girl~ sorry if this message seems weird to you :)) to make it up to you, i wish you and your boyfriend a nice valentine's day tomorrow. :D
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Cosmo Taught Me: Even if I say no, I want sex; I...
Are you a man?
Are you tired of your silly woman turning down your sexual advances?
Do you want to know how to get her to bang you even when she totally doesn’t want to and has respectfully said as much?
You’re in luck! Cosmopolitan.com has written a guide for YOU, “How Guys Can and Should Turn Any Mood Into Sexytime.”
1) She is: Excited.
As she’s surfing an...
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sofarfromshameless asked: Co-plugging each other's blogs now? But more importantly, 1) You posted a hand-hug gif and I almost died because I've been looking for that gif everywhere. 2) We should team up together and create a "When suddenly... DILDOS!" meme. It would be magnificent. I still love everythin about you, and every time I talk to you, I fall more in love. Stop being perfect. You're making...
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I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice Guy."
shesarejector:
blueandbluer:missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can...
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sofarfromshameless asked: Hey! I just stopped by again to do a little check up on your awesome blog. Perfect as always! Something funny happened while I was reading it, so I thought I would just tell you that I made a post about that something and gave you a little shout out. XD I hope this brings more people to your blog, and even though I only have ~135 followers, hopefully, one of them will check you out. Stay awesome....
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Cosmo Taught Me: Secret Ways to Find Out He's Into...
Asking guys if they’re into you is far too bold and, quite frankly, logical. So Cosmo presents a small article detailing “3 Clues He’s Secretly Into You” (Feb. 2012, p. 64):
1) He makes the okay sign.
Cosmo says he might make this unconscious “approval gesture,” which means, YOU’RE IN LUCK. He approves of your ugly face!
2) His thumbs point...
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“Shocker: This word is a turn-off to guys. It’s not marriage or period....”
– Cosmopolitan Magazine defines what it means to be “sexy” and “girlie” and that’s hiding things from your guy, even small things, like saying FUCK. (Feb. 2012, p. 65)
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Cosmo Taught Me: Guys Who Lack Stereotypical...
Nothing is worse than a man who doesn’t act like a meat-eating, tool-loving, chest-pounding, sex-obsessed man’s man. I hope you said that last part in your mind in a very gruff, deep voice because those are the only kind of men who matter. If I cut into you and you don’t bleed bacon, you need to go. I will not have a man who doesn’t do things like fix my plumbing, if you...
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“Johnny Depp wearing nail polish is maybe okay because, well, he’s damn...”
– Cosmopolitan Magazine calls this a “Questionable Guy Trend” and shows us its narrow-minded view of what men should look like by hoping they don’t start doing something silly like being feminine. (Feb. 2012, page. 62)