Anonymous asked: thoughts about the expertcosmotips tumblr?

Hadn’t heard of it until just now, but it’s hilarious!

For those who haven’t heard of expertcosmotips.tumblr.com, here are a few samples:

• Want to get fresh breath but don’t have time to brush while blowing you man? Cover his junk in toothpaste and save time!
• buy a blowup doll and make yourself a suit from its skin so your man gets double the sexy fun
• for a sexy surprise, cover him in superglue while he’s sleeping and stick household objects to any exposed flesh

Amazing. How did I not know this existed?

Thanks for sharing, anon.