Cosmo Taught Me: Secret Ways to Find Out He’s Into Me.
Asking guys if they’re into you is far too bold and, quite frankly, logical. So Cosmo presents a small article detailing “3 Clues He’s Secretly Into You” (Feb. 2012, p. 64):
1) He makes the okay sign.
Cosmo says he might make this unconscious “approval gesture,” which means, YOU’RE IN LUCK. He approves of your ugly face!
2) His thumbs point up.
If he does two thumbs up at the same time, it means he wants to sensually make them disappear into your body (orifice to be determined).
3) He flashes the I-love-you-signal.
In sign language, of course. Cosmo doesn’t specify what it means if he’s wearing an I-love-you hat, but I personally think it means he wants to birth your babies.
Other secret movies that show he’s into you (which I’m sure Cosmo will put in their next issue)?
He does the worm. Like, in the middle of your conversation. You’re talking about how your dad has always been disappointed in you for not becoming a doctor, and he just feels so emotionally attached to you that he needs to get down on the ground and hump it (pretending it’s you). See:
This guy knows what I’m talking about. He’s wooing the motherfuckin’ LADIES right now.
He gets up and starts to dance for you — but not just any dance. It MUST be the sprinkler.
Are you feeling aroused looking at this photo, ladies? You should be. (Side note: if he gets up and does the funky chicken dance, it means he has probably used a cherry bomb to kill a squirrel once when he was a kid. Beware.)
He falls. Literally. On the ground. Because he’s so into you that he’s actually falling for you. Where do you think they came up with that expression “fall in love”? It wasn’t because most people do it in autumn, people.
Make sure you write these tips on your hand or something so you can tell when a guy is SUPER into you!
Good luck!
